Monday, March 17, 2008

Terminator 4: Adorable Prototypes Gon' Crazy

If any company was going to attempt a movie about cute robots ruling the universe with not a human in sight it'd be Pixar. Apple.com just released the full first trailer to their apocalyptic feature Wall-E and it looks jaw dropping. The dialog? How robots would talk. In beeps. Way more realistic than Roland Emmerich's 10k B.C. English? Are you serious? I would have passed over the fact that all the ug-ugs weren't ug-ugging if there was some more crazy sabretoothed action, but someone decided to cut out the scene of the amazing cat-astrophe. It surely would have been cat-aclysmic. I'll stop. But seriously, I know the argument has been aired before, but if movie studios are going to advertise something on the poster that immediately makes the movie look insanely cooler(read: saber-tooth tiger) and then omit said factor from the movie well dare I say said studios have just "belled the cat." Alien Vs Predator 2: Requiem got it right. You end the first film with a Predator/Alien hybrid, you better believe that thing shares the same screen time as Garrity from Rescue Me. I know for sure that I won't be seeing anymore Roland Emmerich movies ever again. Unless he comes out with a movie that features killer cephalopods. With lasers. On the poster. Wagnarock out.

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