Paging John Connor

I'd just like you all to know that we're getting closer and closer to SkyNet going live. I really appreciate the man that took the creative process and apply his skills to the suicide circle, but this is just ridiculous. At least he knew that he would be discovered the next day, because there's nothing sadder than a man dead and his suicide machine gone unnoticed.

Killer fucking robots. That's it, I'm moving to California. I need a governor that kicks ass.