Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Spitzer; Now in No-Fi!

It's all over the news today. New York must be in shock once more. Their great white knight, their gallant gov'nah, the amiable avatar of assuageness (seriously, I was looking for an A word for leadership and BAM! something close enough is the WOD) linked to a ritz prostitution ring tapped into by the FBI. It's all over the internet now and if you didn't know by now just go to The New York Times and I'm sure it'll be front page material for the next two days, and all related articles are probably two Kevin Bacon clicks away.

$3k per hour? That's some expensive... uh. Just wow.

Sorry Spitz. Hope you didn't get the drips. Try to make up with the lady so you can share some more time with the kids.

Assuage. Awesome.


"I'll take Portable Poontang for $1000, Alex."

2 comments:

Cas said...

you've suddenly gone nuts on the blogging, darling.
it's nice, and fucking entertaining.



p.s. my Hunni hunni schnookems baby sweetheart darling dollface lovie pumpkin cupcake, i miss you.

gabriel said...

Why the hell aren't you online when I am? Goddamnit. Stay up later, ferrchrissakes.