Stop me if....

I've been telling this joke for about three weeks since Tim told it to me. My jaw dropped when I found this on a random blog I clicked on. It's been entertaining me endlessly since I found it. But I feel bad for laughing. The site is filled with terrible terrible venues for entertainment. It reminds me of when I was young, the internet was still a baby, and a friend showed me Stileproject. It's kinda like that. But with less gonzo porn. Besides, at least I'm not pimping 2G1U. Right?

Ladies and gentlemen, I link you to ignoredprayers. Viewer discretion is strongly advised. (Try to) Enjoy.

Street Smart

Ludacris is giving the recognition he deserves.Here's a link to a site called Strange Maps who gives us a US map which has "ho-zones" for all those mentioned in the song "Area Codes". Featuring that man who boasted that he gets more ass than a toilet seat.



Hopefully Luda didn't catch any Two-Oh-Sickness while he was up here. It appears from a aerial view that he spread the East Coast like crabs. Which brings me to...

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.



And just in case you didn't know that Snoop and Nate Doggs were from the Rollin' 20's Crips, Know Gangs has that information and so much more.