"Nothing quite as breathtaking..."

Shaved.

I've been watching this show starring Fox Mulder or Zalman King( OK, but he WAS on Red Shoe Diaries, but not the movie). Its called Californication, that Showtime show that nearly got raped from Flea and his band mates. Basically the show is just tits and ass, but for a half an hour you get David Duchovny ( I almost spelled that right the first time ) playing a burnt out has-been writer living in LA drinking and getting laid a lot. And he's surly.

He's basically Tommy Gavin, but without all the heartwrenching death.

The only thing I really don't like about the show is the really dumb opening. The show is centered around a character who loathes himself for being who he is in what age he's living in. He's a writer in the blog world. The opening credit sequence looks like a bad early 90s grunge video. But with no singing. If Fox Mulder were to star in Singles 2: Electric Boogaloo, it's already been made. Roll credits.

Confidential to Cass: Hollah.